As Long as I'm Barfing - Bart Baker

My girl doesn’t love me

Her new love is 1D

I’m under pressure

I puked at my show now my girl prefers One Direction

Was a belieber

But now she has no interest in my baby sized erection

She wants to

Bang Harry

Why doesn’t she wanna bang me

Doesn’t she know that I got swag

Girl, why don’t love me?

I’m better than 1D

Even though I threw up at my last live show

And what’s with your daddy

He’s extremley scary

I’m pretty sure that he wants to slit my throat

OMG that’s Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha- HARRY

FROM 1D!

We had sex sex sex sex sex and she told me that she hates you right after she

she she she she blew me I’m sorry

Is my run over

Everywhere I go my fans all turned in against me

Yes, I’m a poser

But that’s no reason to replace the sticker that’s on your jeep

What about, all you guys

You’re my dancers, you must be on my side

Sorry, but we prefer boy bands

Guys, please do not leave me

You gotta Belieb me

I’m better than 1D

I’m telling the truth

Did you just say Belieb

That’s totally corny

Plus One Direction doesn’t lip sync and puke

But I am so

swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swaggy

Can’t you see

Nobody lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-loves me

I fucking hate 1D