RiceDum - Bart Baker

Let me give you a lesson on how to diss

100 percent of your diss track should do this

Instead, 90 percent of your weak ass lyrics

Are just you poorly rhyming bout' how you’re so dumb rich

Oh, I can read your mind bro

Since you know you can’t flow tryna hide it with dough

You can’t hide your weak rhymes from me though

Anyone with sense knows your «diss tracks"all blow. (No!)

Grammar so sloppy should call you «Joe»

It’s sad brainwashed kids think your rap skills are dope

You made fun of a rape victim that’s low

You’re corny but your career is still your worst joke

You didn’t even use to write your own tracks

Maybe that’s why they didn’t use to be so damn wack

My God man, have you heard yourself rap?

Hellen Keller would sound better on the mic, that’s a fact!

Enjoy it now because in a few years you’ll be washed up

And have no career, on the street drinking beers with a

Crappy ass job down at Sears tryna sell microwaves just to pay to get laid

Ouch man, you should really watch what you say

We def.

aren’t Gucci like the shirts with the snakes

By the way, I’ve got mad money I’m paid

I’ve stood on a Rolls Royce

That’s what I figured you’d say

Now, do you get it RiceDum?

This is how a diss track’s supposed to be done

I don’t need a Rolls, models, or a mansion

All I need is talent and Rice you got none

Now, do you get it RiceDum?

This is how a diss track’s supposed to be done

I don’t need a Rolls, models, or a mansion

All I need is talent and Rice you got none

(You got none!)

Lack of creativity and artistry

Uninspired holier than thou with no basis to be

(Yeah that’s me)

Materialistic misogynistic kid bully

Remember assaulting Gabbie?

That trick had it coming, please!

You’re poisoning our damn youth

The bully culture’s blowing up in every damn school

Cause of you

And don’t try to say that I do that crap too

My parodies are comedy, your content’s just straight cruel

You make fun of how people look but look at you

Lookin' like an awkward giant praying mantis dude

And when you spit have you seen how you move?

You’re so uncoordinated makes me wanna puke!

You can’t rap you should stop tryin'

Posing to be hard like you’re not a dude named «Bryan»

(Quiet!)

That’s «Bryan"with a «Y"folks I’m not lyin'

Hey, Bryan what’s wrong Y you Cryin'?

Saw you at VidCon back down from a fight

You make Jacob Sartorius seem like Suge Knight

Behind a camera, you’ll talk trash all night

But in flesh, you’re so shy if I pinched you’d die

I got more talent in one pube

Than you do in your entire body dude

That’s a fact proven true

I did the research and wooo

RiceGum really needs to

Log into his account and delete his YouTube!

Now, do you get it RiceDum?

This is how a diss track’s supposed to be done

I don’t need a Rolls, models, or a mansion

All I need is talent and Rice you got none

Now, do you get it RiceDum?

This is how a diss track’s supposed to be done

I don’t need a Rolls, models, or a mansion

All I need is talent and Rice you got none

To recap you can’t rap

You look like a giant insect on crack

Your diss tracks are hardly diss tracks

I’m awkward

When I rap I look like a hurt bird

I make fun of rape victims to get views that’s absurd

Your lyrics and your career are a joke

You’re dumber than a baked potato

Assault chicks

Fat shame make fun of preteen kids

I think I’m YouTube’s Jesus

Man, I should just quit!