Blurred Lines Parody - Bart Baker

This song totally sucks

Whooo

This song totally sucks

Hey Hey Hey

Hey Hey Hey

Hey Hey Hey

Hey Hey Hey

Come over here if you want to get rapped

by a crepy wanna be Timberlake.

Maybe I’m going deaf

Or maybe I’m just high

but no means yes in my mind.

This song totally sucks.

This song and video will make you wanna take a

knife that is really dull and

shove it in your trecacha.

So over hyped is obsured.

Makes me seem like a huge perv.

Because you are a huge perv.

And now it’s time for stupid hashtags that say my last name.

It’s extremly lame,

Here’s what they should say:

I’m a douche bag, who thinks he’s so smooth

everyone’s dancing except for me i’m way too cool.

I’m going blind, that’s my excuse when

I am accused of maulesting women.

Because I’m a scum bag

Who wrote this concept?

Nothing happening makes any damn sense.

Now lets watch T.I.

dance like a dirty old man,

who just shit in his pants.

I really want to fuck this goat.

Now here’s a crappy aptempt at funny.

What rhymes with funny?

A lot of stuff idiot.

What the hell is wrong with this blonde girl?

Humping a stuffed dog.

Could this video get anymore wrong?

Hey come here girl,

I have a big «D»

If a guy has to say that it means it’s small and diseased.

You just got your ass owned.

Somebody please tell me,

What the hell am I doing in this vid I mean?

Well firm rapping on tracks about the street,

now I’m bushing white chick’s hair like a total creep.

What the hell is with Pharells outfit?

He looks like he’s from outterspace in the silver shit.

This videos wack and this song is overplayed.

Come on dude stop hashtagging your last name.

Robin you asshole!

I’m prego with your baby

even though I said «NO!»

you knocked me up anyway.

But the lines were blurred.

Hey Hey Hey

No they totally weren’t you’re just a bastard.

Hey Hey Hey

Okay that’s enough everyone freeze.

Who the hell is this smuck?

I’m a hashtag cop.

This hashtag abuse is against the law

I’m not kidding.

Someone turn that shit off!

I am not warning you.

Stop or i will shoot.

Okay that’s it dude.

Pharell hands up.

What the hell did i do.

You’re under arrest.

For solicting goat sex, put your hands behind your head.

Thicke you are dead.

Who the fuck is this dude?

That is my daughter

You got her pregers.

Time to meet my fist jerk.