I'm the One Parody - Bart Baker

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You need salad!

Who’s the laziest so called producer with man tits that

Weighs a ton?

Khaled’s the one

Only thing he’s good at is stupid catch phrases like

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Yea

Where’s the bun man?

Who doesn’t rap sing or make beats because he’s useless?

Who’s only talent is stealing finished music

And then shouting and taking credit?

I got breasts music!

Got famous from his Snapchats

Being dumb

Drops n bombs but he’s not black

His IQ is 1

Yea yea Quavo

I’m the only guy in Migos

That anyone in the world knows

I’m only on this because Future said no

So did Travis Scott Gucci Mane and Mike Jones

It’s obvious that Khaled is a fame slut

Without JB on this it would have made 10 bucks

He look like if Drake got inflated with a pump

He causes earthquakes

When he jumps

Who’s the most nonsensical annoying man on earth?

Khaled’s the one yeah

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When he dances he looks like an overweight bird

I’m wide!

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Damn

His entire life is a giant product placement

This video is just a blatant ad for vape pens

Be Snapchatted his girl giving birth

That’s messed up!

DJ Khaled

He’s a living breathing meme

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Sir you need to stop eating

I’ll say when I’m done!

OK though

I don’t know why I did this mainstream song

Isn’t my image supposed to be underground and raw?

This beats so poppy it could have been used by Elton John

Oh no here comes Wayne’s verse

He sounds like and auto-tuned frog

God forgive me

For doing another Khaled record

This like my 42nd and it is really depressing

For the record I rap bout the same dumb stuff on every record

And look like if a gremlin and Whoopi Goldberg gave childbirth!

We’re sick and tured of you getting so filthy rich from

Our talent

Yea!

You’re a prick!

We’re the only reason this song’s such a big hit you’ve

Done jack shit we

Want justice.

Yea!

Bless up you know what you’re right I’m gonna fix this

But before I do all of you take these butter sticks

And rub them on your bodies

Do it!

Oh shit!

That’s perfect yeah

Now lay down in the hot sun

Yum yum yum!

Do not move till you’re well done

Yum yum yum yum yum!

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