Ketamine - Trampolene

If you’re feeling kicked in

And as far down as you’ve ever been

There’s only one answer

Try Ketamine

It’s main use of course

Is anaesthetic for horses

But it can be a gift

If you ever need a lift

You gotta work that bit out

Because when you’re trying to cheer yourself up

You can knock yourself out

I mean, you mean Ketamine

I scream, you scream Ketamine

We all scream for Ket a mine

Makes fantasies faster

Take the right amount

Avoid a mental disaster

Be a zen grand master

I know you can choose between Prozac and booze

But this life enhancer could be the answer

You hear the weather girls say it’s always a sunny day

When you go from A to B Via K

So forget Jim Bean

You can live the dream

Of the precise regime

With my old friend Ketamine

Just think of the force

To knock out a horse

You know what I mean?

My pal Ketamine

Can make you light-headed

You’re pencil and leaded

Your mind might be fine

But your bladder is shredded

But don’t get me wrong

This stuff is strong

And I must admit

It’s not entirely legit

The best of a session

May lift your depression

Or even put you mentally unstable

On a mortuary table

Your eyes wide shut.

Your big toe labelled

I mean, you mean Ketamine

I scream, you scream Ketamine

We all scream for Ket a mine