Tom Hardy - Trampolene

I moved up town

Don’t need the brown

Just a DVD player with surround sound

Looks good in the dark

Better in the light

He’s a man of peace

But sure knows how to win a fight

I wanna be Tom Hardy

I heard he robbed a bank

And got away with it

He took 200 mushrooms

And didn’t even trip

He owns a Michelin star restaurant

But he never goes

'Cause nothing ever compared to beans on toast

I wanna be Tom Hardy

He’s a Hollywood buzz

With mates like us

He played bass for the White Stripes

Then he quit the band

He can even play Jimi Hendrix

With one hand

He builds robots for N.A.S.A

He found a cure for cancer

His mum’s a fit bellydancer

No he don’t need Jeeves for the answer

I wanna be Tom Hardy

He’s a Hollywood buzz

With mates like us

He drives an MG

He’s just like me

He’s just like us

I heard turned down the role of Aragorn

'Cause he felt so sorry for Viggo Mortensen

He bought a cool pair of trainers from Oxfam

Swapped 'em with a gypo for a caravan

For a caravan

I wanna be Tom Hardy