The Baby King, Pt. 1 - The Residents

Once there was a baby, and the baby wanted to be king because kings were good

and kings were strong and kings were the best of everything.

Would you like to

be king?

I would

You would, huh?

I don’t know

Well, he worked and he worked and he worked so hard to be a king and never let

go of it his mind.

All the time kept thinking «I wanna be a king,

I wanna be a king, I wanna be a king», but he’s still a baby because really

only babies want to be king, because…

He wasn’t a king?

No, not yet, he wasn’t a king yet, but he wanted to be a king ‘cause kings are

good and kings are strong and kings are the best in everything

So a stranger came up to the baby and the stranger said «Follow me,

and I’ll make you a king».

And he did, and the baby became a king,

and for one real big shiny moment he was happy