Birthday Boy - The Residents

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday dear birthday boy

Happy birthday to you

Hooray!

Bulging eyes abound about the birthday boy today;

Screaming, «Creaming eyes!»

screamed he, his mother looked away

«Creaming eyes explode upon an apple pirate toad

And if an injun ate a plate, hah, I’d laugh and live abode.»

Nervousness itself was shifting guests against the door

«Oh, forgive us dear, but, uh, baking beer is what we should be near.»

«Bye,» the bothered birthday boy said, «Bye,» the bothered birthday boy said

«Bye or sell or bye, bye or sell or bye.»

«Happy, happy birthday to me

Happy birthday to me

Happy birthday to me, hee hee

Happy birthday to me

Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me

Happy birthday to me

Happy, happy birthday to me

Happy birthday to me

Happy, happy birthday to me

Happy birthday to me»