Laughing Song - The Residents

An oily ole egg with a red peg leg

Thought a porquepine was his daughter

But he soon found out

That she had the gout

And often would wink underwater

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HE HE HE HE HE HE HE HA HA HA HA HA HA HA A red red rose saw a big pig pose

On the edge of a silver dollar

The end of his tail

Was a long-necked nail

And in place of his face was a scholar