Jim Henson's Dead - Stephen Lynch

Pokemon’s a silly faze

Barney’s now just purple haze

The Power Rangers lost their will to fight

Yeah the pigs in space, they rule the sky

And Oscar’s still a grouchy guy

And Animal is looking dyno-mite

Oh Jim Henson’s dead and gone

But his muppets will live on

And Kermit’s still hot, 'cause it’s still not

Easy being, green

Bert is mad 'cause Ernie can’t hear

With a banana in his ear

They must learn how to cooperate

Yeah The Count is counting One Two Three

And no one laughs at poor Fozzie

And Scooter’s pissed 'cause Raulf is always late

Oh Jim Henson’s dead and gone

But his muppets will live on

And Kermit’s still hot, 'cause it’s still not

Easy being 1 2 3 4 5, 6 7 8 9 10, 11, 12

Now Miss Piggy’s just a big slab of pork

To the Swedish Chef who says «Mmm, pork pork pork»

And Cookie Monster wants another, bite

Yeah and Big Bird well he just can’t see

Why the two old guys in the balcony

Think Snufalufagus is out of, site

Oh Jim Henson’s dead and gone

But his muppets will live on

And Kermit’s still hot, 'cause it’s still not

Easy being, green

Oh Jim Henson’s dead and gone

But his muppets will live on

And Kermit’s still hot, 'cause it’s still not

Easy being, green

Easy being green, no