Classic Rock Song - Stephen Lynch

Get home late from work tonight

Baby, my body’s achin'.

Can’t stop thinkin' 'bout you and me

And the love that we’ll be makin'.

So I chill the champagne

Light a candle or two

(Baby, all the things I’ma do to you)

I love you so much my little heart is breakin'.

Let’s make love

Oh baby, let’s make love

Your body fits me like a glove

So baby, let’s make love

(Baby, let’s make love, oooh yeah)

Baby let’s make love, yeah, yeah, alright

Ain’t nobody in the world

In love as we are.

Making love to you’s like being inside a shooting star.

Now I’m in so deep, baby, we’re groovin

(Love the way your body is movin')

Then I pull it out just a little bit too far

And I accidentally stick it in your butthole.

I put it in your butthole.

I swear that wasn’t my goal

To put it all up in your bootyhole.

And I swear

I’ll never do it again.

…Unless you kinda liked it.