Gay - Stephen Lynch

Here we are dear old friend

You and I drunk again

Laughs have been had and and tears have been shed

Maybe the whiskey’s gone to my head

But if I were gay

I would give you my heart

And if I were gay

You’d be my work of art

And if I were gay

We would swim in romance

But I’m not gay

So get your hand out of my pants

It’s not that I dont care — I do

I just don’t see myself in you

Another time, another scene

I’d be right behind you, if you know what I mean

'Cause if I were gay

I would give you my soul

And if I were gay

I would give you my whole being

And if I were gay

We would tear down the walls

But I’m not gay

So won’t you stop cupping my … hand

We’ve never hugged

We’ve never kissed

I’ve never been intimate with your fist

You have opened brand new doors

Get over here and drop your drawers