Phatdippin' - Rhett and Link

Since the dawn of man people have swam

Without shirts or pants wherever they can

And some dare to be more audacious

And spare underwear baring private places

Skinny dipping might be fun for some

But I’m on the hunt for something never been done

In history

Why are we whispering?

If we start like this we can increase intensity

Man, I got a deep desire

To swim while in my full attire

For real!

I feel it’s time for soakin'

Me, myself, and my clothin'

I wanna float in a coat

Get doused in a blouse

Snorkel in a cardigan

Backstroke in a cloak

Aquaboogie in a hoodie

Dress up

Dive in

It’s phatdippin'!

(Phatdippin'!)

My fellow Americans, let me be clear

(Phatdippin'!)

I mandate phatdippin' this year

(Phatdippin'!)

The country’s in the tank, I’m just being real

(Phatdippin'!)

Is it too late to add this to the stimulus bill?

If you’re a first-time phatdipper, by all means

Ease in with your sneakers, t-shirt, and jeans

For the more advanced, go on, take a chance

Wear a big poofy coat and sweatpants

Our advice is, check a checklist

Remove your wallet and your electronic devices

Don’t void your warranty

Put your phone in a baggie, hand your wallet to me

Your cellulite (won't see the light)

Got a farmer’s tan?

(still a ladies man)

Got back-ne?

(what's back-ne?)

Back acne (ew, nasty)

All the ladies may be pitching a fit

But on the inside they sayin' (I love to phatdip!)

Underwater with my clothes on

Feels so right it can’t be wrong

I’ve got a soggy sensation saturating me

I’m pretty sure phatdippin’s gonna bring world peace

(Phatdippin'!)

This phatdippin' craze gives me the urge

(Phatdippin'!)

To address the public while fully submerged

(Phatdippin'!)

I hearby issue an executive order

(Phatdippin'!)

Put on your clothes and jump in the water

(Phatdippin!)(x4)