My Hair Goes... - Rhett and Link

My hair goes up

My hair goes down

My hair goes up

My hair goes

Down (Up)

Down (Up)

Down (Up)

Down (Up)

Down (Up)

My hair flows like a waterfall

Over a cliff that is my face

My hair goes heaven-bound

Dirty blonde rockets into space

Mmm, my hair conceals my elf ears

They are a little bit embarrassing

Well, with hair this high, I’m six foot nine

Making me a giant, technically speaking

Well, I can shake my hair and generate enough breeze

To locomote a toy sailboat

I would need no broom to sweep this room

If someone spilled Honey Bunches of Oats

‘Cause my hair goes up

My hair goes down

My hair goes up

My hair goes down

My hair goes up

My hair goes

Down (Up)

Down (Up)

Down (Up)

Down (Up)

Down (Up)

My hair pwns gravity

It makes Sir Isaac Newton question himself

My hair looks rustic

Like I’ve draped my head with a beaver pelt

Mmm, a mama bird laid some eggs up there

I didn’t mind that much

She raised them in my quaff ‘till them birdies flew off

And we still keep in touch

I bet you didn’t see my switch blade

Or my iPad, or my chai tea

And with a little more growth, you won’t even know

I’ve got a full-sized baby

(Full-sized baby)

Yeah, I’m gonna name him Ricky

After your dad

Nope

I just always wanted to name a kid Ricky

I would call him Richard, but I’m probably being picky

And why’re you hiding a kid anyway

Well, it’s actually just a robotic baby

What were we talking about

Your hair goes up

Your hair goes down

Your hair goes up

Your hair goes

We interrupt the chorus of this song to bring you an important message

There are many weighty decisions you must make in life

Like who you’re gonna marry

What you’re gonna do for a living

Boxers or briefs

Or commando

And listen, you’re gonna make mistakes

You might invest your life savings in dehydrated water

You might forget whether prohibited means you can do it or you can’t do it

You might ask a non-pregnant woman if she’s pregnant

That’s okay, you’ll recover

But just make sure you get this

One, most important, course-of-your-life-altering choice right

Can I have my baby back now?

Yeah

Does your hair go up

Or does it go

Down (Up)

Down (Up)

Down (Up)

Down (Up)

Down (Up)