Lonely Sad Little Water Dispensing Tab - Rhett and Link

I’m always here for you

In the middle of this mess

I’m always here to quench your thirst

It’s not my fault

That when I’m pressed,

A little juice comes out first

It’s just so embarrassing

You standing right there

Staring right through me

All I want is for you to use me

I may be free, but I’m not cheap

Hanging here beneath the lemonade label

Nobody notices me

No colorful logo

No fizzy flow

In the soft drink machine

Got it pretty bad

I’m a lonely sad

Little water dispensing tab

I’m a little guy

With insecurity

I ain’t got what them other guys give

But what I lack in pizazz

I make up in purity

Just touch me and we’ll live

We’ll live

It’s just so embarrassing

I see your Minute Maid looking down on me

Carbonation’s overrated

And baby, I’m giving you no calories

Hanging here beneath the lemonade label

Not very promamant

Who knew I’d falter

When bottled water

Became so dominant

Got it pretty bad

I’m a lonely sad

Little water dispensing tab

Got it pretty bad

I’m a lonely sad

Little water dispensing tab

Got it pretty bad

I’m a lonely sad

Little water dispensing tab

Got it pretty bad…