The Lost Teeth Song - Rhett and Link, Josh Sundquist

I was makin' my rounds at Splashytown

Y’know, the indoor waterpark

Shuttin' down the endless waves

Dead of night pitch dark

Just to clarify, I’m a security guard, not a lifeguard who stayed too late

My weapon is a pool noodle

A glint of light pierced the night

I saw some popcorn bro

Scooped it up and tossed it back

It was teeth, I don’t know

It was teeth, I don’t know

It was teeth I don’t knooooooow (Just to clarify, I did know they were teeth,

I just didn’t know who’s teeth they were)

Who left these teeth?

Who needs them now?

Who’s sitting on the couch

Gumming on some crunchy chow

Ooh!

Me, I’m eating peanut brittle, and I’m fed up

You see, I lost my teeth earlier today in a fight at a water park

Called Splashytown

I’m gonna break into Splashytown tonight, right now

I’m reaching the slide that runs outside

I’m gumming an entrance hole

Reaching the spot where my teeth got knocked

To get the teeth that I know

Teeth that he knows

Teeth that he knows!

What was that?

Felt like a pool noodle!

It was a pool noodle

I’m the security guard, and that’s my weapon

Well I was just lookin' for my teeth, man

You’re looking for teeth?

Yeah, I lost 'em here in a battle with a man earlier today in this vicinity

That’s an amazing coincidence, I recently found some teeth that I did not know

Lemme see 'em

Oh, yep, they’re mine

He left these teeth

He’s got them now

No one’s sitting on the couch

Gumming on some crunchy chow

Ooh!

By the way, you know anything about a hole over in the slide?

Yeah, I gummed my way in

I’ll also be leaving that way, you might wanna patch that up