Get off the Phone - Rhett and Link

Here we have a man

Who’s chosen to Instagram

His apple pie, a la mode.

While he fumbles through the filters

His ice cream has gotten «a la hot»

And the pie «a la cold.»

As you can see

This street performer’s drawn a crowd

To watch him do his thing.

But instead of just enjoying the show

it seems that everyone’s decided

To make a documentary.

Notice this unreasonably attractive couple

Enjoying a reasonably priced Italian dinner together.

Social networking instead of working

On getting to know each other better

How does that filtered picture taste

Since your dessert has gone to waste?

When do you think you ever will

Wanna watch this portrait juggling film?

You know you want to touch each other

Does that feel good?

He’s my brother.

Get off the phone now!

It’s gonna be okay

There’s no need to be afraid.

It doesn’t love you

Its gonna die one day.

The government is probably

Spying on you with it anyway.

Here we have a stereotypical teen

Forced to endure «Family Game Night.»

He’s stereotypically texting

And missing his mom

Demonstrate a carousel ride.

Little Ethan here

Is celebrating being the center of the universe

For one year.

But «The World’s Greatest Dad»

Is more worried about 'Facebooking' it Than actually being here.

Let’s listen in and see if we can get some context.

«Please hurry!

We’re at 382 Pine.»

He has the nerve to make a phone call

At such a pivotal moment in his friend’s life.

How could you be so disengaged?

While precious memories are being made?

Do you really think your friends need

Another baby picture in their feed?

Don’t be such a self- centered guy.

Now isn’t that better?

«I think he just died.»

Get off the phone now!

It’s gonna be okay.

There’s no need to be afraid.

(Get off the phone now!) It doesn’t love you

It’s gonna die one day.

It’s crawling with e-coli bacteria anyway.

(Get off the phone now!) It’s gonna be okay.