Food Cart Song - Rhett and Link

This is Jack, he runs a pretzel cart, but he also takes a night class in

abstract art

Amyn just wants you to buy falafel balls, but he also eBay’s Cabbage Patch dolls

Andrea, she serves a mean jerk chicken, but her mind is bent on getting her man

to remodel her kitchen

When hotdog Sam is not at his hotdog stand, he’s playing stand up bass in a

burgeoning bluegrass band

You buy their hotdogs and crave their kabobs, you won’t soon forgot what you

bit, but will you remember their face?

Enjoy falafel, purchase their pretzels

Their not just a vendor, they’re members of the human race

Abul sells nuts, come and get your fill

To help pay his daughter’s $ 800 cellphone bill

Danny will sell you a shish kabob, but he won’t tell you, he’s a mime in his

second job

The line grows long, for a chicken and rice plate, while Muhammad still longs

to find his soulmate

Vimal sells ice cream, but Vimal has a lifelong dream to finally perfect his

perpetual motion machine

You buy our hotdogs and crave our kabobs, you won’t soon forgot what you bit

but will you remember my face?

Enjoy falafel, purchase our pretzels

I’m not just a vendor, I’m a member of the human race, a member of the human

race, I’m a member of the human race