Oh! She Is A Big Girl Now - Judge Dread

Oh, she is a big girl now

Yeah, she is a big girl now

She’s got big and we know how

Oh, she is a big girl now

There’s a girl, lives down our street

Who’s hardly ever seen her feet

Never says no and in it goes

And she grows and grows and grows

Oh, she is a big girl now

Yeah, she is a big girl now

She’s got big and we know how

Oh, she is a big girl now

She never listened to mum’s advice

That’s why she is twice her size

Knows it’s naughty but thinks it’s nice

So she has to pay the price

Oh, she is a big girl now

Yeah, she is a big girl now

She’s got big and we know how

Oh, she is a big girl now

They tried to stop her by giving pills

But she said it’s how I feels

The doctor tries to do his stuff

But she just can’t get enough

Oh, she is a big girl now

Yeah, she is a big girl now

She’s got big and we know how

Oh, she is a big girl now

Some young girls like staying thin

But this young girl likes stuffing it in

When she walks she’s like a jelly

With the swelling in her belly

Oh, she is a big girl now

Yeah, she is a big girl now

She’s got big and we know how

Oh, she is a big girl now

In the end she was locked away

She got out and had to pay

I’m sorry mum, what can I do

It’s the thing I like to do

Oh, she is a big girl now

Yeah, she is a big girl now

She’s got big and we know how

Oh, she is a big girl now

Well in the end we had to take a really firm attitude with this bird

She wouldn’t stop eating

She kept stuffing herself

With fish and chips, Chinese dinners, curry, goat, yams, patties

Everything imaginable

And she was swelling up to some fantastic size

Now let this be a lesson to all you birds out there

Listening in Dreadland

If you eat like this you’re gonna go off bang