Big One - Judge Dread

You’re expecting Big 9 but to add to the fun

I’m reversing the order, so here’s Big One

Now someone started a rumor

King Cole was going to Bangkok (thailand)

Ten girls went mad when they heard it

And ten more dropped with the shock

Bang-Cock?

«We're having fun, with Dread’s Big One»

Jack Sprat he had a dog

The doggie’s name was Daniel

If you saw the dog in action

You’d know why he’s a Cocker Spaniel

«We're having fun, with Dread’s Big One»

I brought my wife some chocolates

Cause I did want some fun

When I got home she was sleeping

So I woke her up and «gave her one»

«We're having fun, with Dread’s Big One»

Three mice see how they run

After a girl mouse Myrtle

They could not catch this fly mouse

So they had to form a circle (nice one Myrtle)

«We're having fun, with Dread’s Big One»

This girl I knew in Eilin

Danced with such great feelin

That all you could hear was young boys cheer

And fly buttons hitting the ceiling

«We're having fun, with Dread’s Big One»

See Saw Marjorie Door

Was spread by Dread on a shutter

He’s no fool as you can see

For he’d sooner have Marge than butter

«We're having fun, with Dread’s Big One»

(Last one)

Ride a cock-horse to Neasden

Where a girl’s idea of fun

Is to dance to reggae music

And play with Dread’s Big One

«We're having fun, with Dread’s Big One»