Want You Gone - Jonathan Coulton, The Elegant Too

Well here we are again

It's always such a pleasure

Remember when you tried

To kill me twice?

Oh how we laughed and laughed

Except I wasn't laughing

Under the circumstances

I've been shockingly nice

You want your freedom?

Take it

That's what I'm counting on

I used to want you dead

But

Now I only want you gone

She was a lot like you

(Maybe not quite as heavy)

Now little Caroline is in here too

One day they woke me up

So I could live forever

It's such a shame the same

Will never happen to you

You've got your

Short sad

Life left

That's what I'm counting on

I'll let you get right to it

Now I only want you gone

Goodbye my only friend

Oh, did you think I meant you?

That would be funny

If it weren't so sad

Well you have been replaced

I don't need anyone now

When I delete you maybe

(I'll stop feeling so bad)

Go make some new disaster

That's what I'm counting on

You're someone else's problem

Now I only want you gone

Now I only want you gone

Now I only want you...

Gone