Vaginal Hubris - Jon LaJoie

Yo, This song’s dedicated to a very confident woman

That’s right, this goes out to my sister in law, Jenny.

What?

What?

She’s proud of her pussy, her peach, her bearded clam is well groomed.

Thinks that she’s the real deal, all other pussies are cartoons.

Her vagina is a church and her clit is the steeple, her vulva’s one of Barbera

Walters' most fascinating people.

She’s got Vaginal Hubris, Vaginal Hubris

According to her vag all other pussies are useless.

Vaginal Hubris, Vaginal Hubris.

Her pussy confidence is unbreakable like Bruce Willis.

She said you’re never gonna leave, I’ve got the best sausage wallet.

Other guys would kill to get inside this cock socket.

I said, You may be overconfident you see, cause there’s a lot of fresh fish in

this vaginal sea.

She said, My pussy is a 10 and your dick is a 3, you’ll never find any better

so you’re never gonna leave.

I said, Guess what girl?

I’m leaving, I want out of this.

Cause your way too confident and it’s my hypothesis that you’ve got Vaginal

Hubris, Vaginal Hubris

If her pussy made movies, it’d be Stanley Kubrick.

Vaginal Hubris, Vaginal Hubris.

She assumes that her Muffhammed Ali never loses.

Vaginal Hubris, Vaginal Hubris

If coochies were the News, She’d be Huey Lewis.

Put your hands in the air if you ever really get when you take off your

underwear.

She may be overconfident, but maybe her pussy sings and dances like Fred

Astaire.

Let’s get on the highway, taking the car pool lane.