Alone in the Universe - Jon LaJoie

We’re floating in space on the edge of time

In a universe that we can’t define

Billions of stars in the endless night

Try to find purpose for our lives

Yet we still take the time (we still take the time)

Yes we always take the time

To masturbate oohhh

To milk the snake

Girls do the taco hand shake

I’m gonna hold my sausage hostage, tonight

Whether you’re English, French, Japanese, or German

Whether you’re at home or at a movie with Pee Wee Herman

We all take matters into our own hands

With the five finger army we invade our pants

We’d all be doing time (yes we’d all be doing time)

If it was a crime

To masturbate oohhh

To pull the hand brake

To play vagina DJ

She’s gonna play country on the clitar, tonight

He burps his baby

She’s putting on a puppet show

Our genitals are Juliet

Our hands are Romeo

He chokes his chicken

She tickles her camel toe

Our genitals are Ju…

That Marisa Tomei is hot

Our genitals are Juliet

Our hands are Romeo

I’m gonna play ball on team penis, tonight