Paladin Routine #2 - Frank Zappa, The Mothers

Gris-Gris Gumbo Ya Ya.

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Have gun—will travel, reads the card of a man

A soldier of fortune in a savage land

Mark (Narrator): As we join Paladin and his good friend Hey Boy in a plush San

Francisco hotel, we find Hey Boy stimulated and running down the stairs to

greed his compatriot in lust and perversion

Jeff (Hey Boy): Hey, Paladin, you’ve been drinking for two weeks.

What you want, pineapple chicken, almond duck, portable Sony tape recorder,

barbecue pork, sesame seed pork,, whay you want?

Dr. John: Hey, I want some baby to hone my tool and squeeze it, brother

Howard (Paladin): No, Hey Boy!

You creepy little

Jeff (Hey Boy): What?

You call Hey Boy homosexual?

Howard (Paladin): Just reserver a room in this plush San Francisco hotel for me

and my.

.. sister

Jeff (Hey Boy): Have Paladin commit incest?

Howard (Paladin): You know it, you little turd.

And if anybody asks,

if anybody asks where I am, tell them this.

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Jeff (Hey Boy): Oh, Paladin, you gesture hypnotically.

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Mark (Narrator): And Paladin does gesture hypnotically as he reaches into his

pockets to bring forth a card of lust, danger, romance, and adventure!

Hant tant, hant tant

Hant tant, hant tant

Hant tant tant

Hant tant tant

Peeeeeeee