Watermelon In Easter Hay - Frank Zappa

This is the Central Scrutinizer…

Joe has just worked himself into an imaginary frenzy

During the fade-out of his imaginary song…

He begins to feel depressed now

He knows the end is near

He has realized at last, that imaginary guitar notes

And imaginary vocals

Exist only in the imagination of the imaginer!

And… ultimately, who gives a fuck anyway?

So… So…

Excuse me… Ha ha ha!

Mm-mh… So… Ha ha ha… Ha ha ha!

…Who gives a fuck anyway?

So he goes back to his ugly little room

And quietly dreams his last imaginary guitar solo…