Zomby Woof - Frank Zappa, The Mothers

Three hundred years ago

I thought I might get some sleep

I stretched myself out onna antique bed

An' my spirit did a midnight creep

You know I’ll never sleep no more

It seem to me that it just ain’t wise

Didja ever wake up in the mornin'

With a zomby woof behind your eyes

Just about as evil as you could be

I am the zomby woof

I’m that creature all the ladies been talkin' about

I am the zomby woof

They all seek for shelter when I come chargin' out

Tellin' you all the zomby troof

Here I’m is, the zomby woof

Tellin' you all the Zomby troof

Here I’m is

Reety-awrighty, he da zomby woof

Reety-awrighty, he da zomby woof

They said aw-reety an' they was aw-righty

An' I was a Zomby for you, little lady

I got a great big pointed fang

Which is my zomby toof

My right foot’s bigger than my other one is

Like a reg’lar zomby hoof

If I raid your dormitorium

Don’t try to remain aloof

I might snatch you up screamin' through the window all nekkid

An' do it to you on the roof

Don’t mess with the zomby woof

I am about as evil as a Boogie Man can be!

Tellin' you all the zomby troof

Here I’m is, the zomby woof

Tellin' you all the zomby troof

Here I’m is, the zomby woof