The Order - Dan Bull

Order!

Order!

Let the right honourable gentleman speak

Ahhhhh

These dark streets creep with Half-Breeds

We can’t see through the smog;

the deep fog falls

We can’t breathe

We can’t seem to keep the peace, appease the beast

Police the streets easily, you see

We have been seemingly waging a war

Ceaselessly since the days of yore and ages before

We came from the court of King Arthur

And we’ve been battling happily ever after

Knights in shining armor never died;

a timeless martyr

We ride from by the harbour to the heart of night and farther

So hide inside your parlour

Unless you’d like to try to find whose knives are sharper

I will slice you like a barber

But the demons of Fleet Street aren’t Sweeney Todd

Barbarically to Half-Breeds, he’s a teeny dot

It’s like likening the hijabi to a bikini top

I know, these asynchronous references should really stop

The Order is heading for war

More important than ever before

The Order is heading for war

And I warn you, we’d better be Ready At Dawn

So, in no particular order, let me introduce the Order

First of all, there’s me, Sir Percival

The author of this verse I rip with vicious flow

And then there’s Isabeau

What’s that?

No realistic women in gaming?

Is it though?

She’s wicked, bro, I haven’t met a classier lassie yet

And I’ll bet you’ll laugh at the banter with Lafayette

Sir Galahad’s a gallant lad, so glad I had him gallop

Had I not, the team would be approximately

Three quarters as bad as that

Together, we’re battling infestation of perverted termites

And instead of bug killer, we’ve thermite

Turing the searchlight on them 'til we hit the turnpike

And despite the dark, the lights in our hearts will burn bright

Like a burning zeppelin, and by my reckoning

We’ve earned the right to eternal life in Heaven

So God better let us in

And by my reckoning

We’ve earned the right to eternal life in Heaven

So God better let us in

The Order is heading for war

More important than ever before

The Order is heading for war

And I warn you, we’d better be Ready At Dawn

Order

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