Dungeon Keeper - Dan Bull

Me?

I’m horny, short for the Horned Reaper

I’m chums with the Dungeon Keeper

Unbelievers better take a step back

Because I set traps till they leave your necks snapped

Forget a pimp slap switch up the syntax

Take away the P, see I deliver Imp Slaps

There’s a slim chance that you’ve ever seen an enemy

With melanin as red as this;

the menacingest skin rash

Better bring your shin pads

Cause when I swing axes

There’s an equal need for medicine and bin bags

I’m horny, short for the Horned Reaper

I’m chums with the Dungeon Keeper

I’m horny, short for the Horned Reaper

I’m chums with the Dungeon Keeper

You ought to have taken a tad more care

With your fortification cause that wall there’s

Gonna fall and then cave in, I’ll nab your lair

You’ll be sore as the day when I stabbed your bare bottom

And in case you’ve forgotten

I hail from a place that is fatally rotten

So debased I can make even Satan pee off

And I must say that is painfully often

Your safe, I’m unlockin', knicking your millions

Sticking your minions straight in a coffin

I plunge in to your dungeon, lungin' through your little buggers

Like I’m cuttin' through an onion

Under ye' foot, plunder ye' loot

Funneling your funds to me, can you compute?

The heart of your dungeons the dungeon heart

I’m taking pleasure, breaking it and pulling it apart

Then take your treasure, claiming it, as bullion in carts

Now you see red, I’m the bully in the dark

I’m horny, short for the Horned Reaper

I’m chums with the Dungeon Keeper

I’m horny, short for the Horned Reaper

I’m chums with the Dungeon Keeper

The hand of evil strikes again!