Rust - Dan Bull

Where are my trousers?

Where are my trousers?

One morning I woke up with such a bad head

I thought I’d been hit by a tow truck, smack, no such luck

Look down and notice that I’m wearing no top

No socks and no trousers, oh fock

Bits and bobs jiggling around so much

I’m a walking promotion for Botox

How did I get here?

Why am I naked?

I better grab a rock and decide what my fate is

I’m just a naked man, running around, baby

Hold on a minute, I’m a little overwhelmed

I’m just a naked man, running around, baby

Hold on a minute, what’s that rustling sound?

Said, how did I get here?

Why am I naked?

I better grab a rock and decide what my fate is

I put the pieces together like Kojak

A bit of wood and a bit of stone is a stone axe

What a throwback, Homo erectus

Hope you know Latin 'cause I’m whacking your solar plexus

Stay away from my camp, you and your mans ran in

Crafting and aiming at you with a hand cannon

Defending my base, I stand on my feet

I’m nude but you won’t get your hands on my meat

I’m planning to eat, build bigger, better houses

But for now I’d better get a pair of trousers

I’m just a naked man, running around

Hold on a minute, baby, look what I’ve found

I’m just a naked man, running around, baby

Hold on a minute, what’s that rustling sound?

Shh, I’m a bare man fighting a bear, man

I don’t need bare man, I do it with my bare hands

I’m gonna track a deer, follow the hoof prints

Till I come across a box full of blueprints

Now I can do things like a civilised man

But I’ll still kill anything that moves with the thing in my hand

It’s been a nice chat but I’m still gonna stick a knife in the guy’s back

Don’t trust anybody, not even your best friend

It’s an act, better put it on the West End

Let’s not pretend, human nature has changed, man

Still naked, behaving like a caveman

I’m just a naked man, running around

Hold on a minute, why’s there blood on the ground?

I’m just a naked man, running around, baby

Hold on a minute, what’s that rustling, rustling sound?