Orisa, Stand Your Ground - Dan Bull

Orisa, oh

Orisa, go

Orisa, oh

Stand your ground

Now, Orisa, go

Pull their defences down

Orisa, oh

Watch over the team

Now, Orisa, hold

Us together in victory

Listen to me, sir, there’s a new individual feature

On the scene that’s pleased to meet you

Greet Orisa

She treats you like a piece of meat on greasy pizza

I don’t mean she feeds you, she eats you

And leaves the leftover pieces in the freezer

You’re frozen in the spot, call it immediate anaesthesia

Controlling gravity to make you halt, stay

Throwing ammo in your face as casually as Salt Bae

A babe aged but a month that does it the old way

She holds you in place before you’re fucked, call it foreplay

Practicing safe sex, she brought a protective barrier

Being beat is a disease and you’re the carrier

She’s a tank that leaves you anchored, you wanker

You’ll need to flank her for any chance to outrank her

How long will it need for you finally to learn?

Leaving you burned is her primary concern

Orisa, oh

Stand your ground

Now, Orisa, go

Pull their defences down

Orisa, oh

Watch over the team

Now, Orisa, hold

Us together in victory

With the gun on her waist, she’ll blow your blooming face off

Then drop her drum in your base, call it a drum and bass drop

Mate, what?

She’s got this game locked

It’s too late to stop, rage quit and blame a frame rate drop

You ought to be sure not to ignore the order to halt

Or she’ll pull you forward with the force of a horns of a bull

A portable fortress of awesomeness

Brought in to cause an unfortunate fall

With the force of a forklift truck

That’s falling off a waterfall and crushing all your balls to mush

So, if you know what’s good for you then you ought to shush

She’ll take on stampedes the size of a pre-order rush

She’ll impede and then stamp on each and all of us

Nothing breaches through when losers shoot her armour

Because it’s amusingly futuristic as Futurama

Fortify, halt, fusion driver, supercharger

She looks rather like a bull, I wonder who’s the father

Orisa, oh

Stand your ground

Now, Orisa, go

Pull their defences down

Orisa, oh

Watch over the team

Now, Orisa, hold

Us together in victory