Mass Effect - Dan Bull

I’m commander Shepard, the man with the method to brandish a weapon and then

handle the Geth with it

I’m an effortless hero, my rhymes shine brighter than element zero

Bringing more fire than emperor Nero, it’s the end of an era Yo!

There’s something mysterious with Saren Arterius committing violence against

Nihlus I’m furious

I’ll chase him from place to place base to base until we’re face to face I’m

serious

From the Sirius Relay to Artemis Tau, I’ll tighten the net I’m not far from him

now

I’ll fight all the Geth 'till that bastard is found, and leave his heart in the

ground

I’m the southpaw outlaw scoundrel bringing down more tools than a whole ground

force

Listen out now fool it’s pretty damn doubtful that I’ll be sitting down with

the citadel council

The reapers are keen to bring about your downfall so me and my team are about

to flout laws

I’ll introduce you to the whole of my party, Garrus, Liara T’Soni, and Tali

Wrex, Kaidan, Ashley, Joker, the army, you roll with an asari older than Atari

A krogan that’ll leave you cold within a heartbeat, my teams hotter than a

stolen Ferrari

Can a Volus go shoulder to shoulder with me?

Hardly, my ship’s seen off more

foes than a Somali’s

So we’re going on safari, to the far reaches it’ll be gnarly, seeing stranger

creations than Dali, and breaking more faces than Arnie

Mass Effect, Two

Blown to pieces, and reassembled, I don’t believe this, it’s bleeding mental

But then again, with theses credentials, can they be blamed for believing me

essential?

I don’t wanna be nervously lunching with Cerberus, I’d prefer to be punching a

journalist

Souping up all my guns for the skirmishes, in which I’ll puncture the firmament,

permanent

I’m bringing a lyrical mass effect, my skill it’d kill a billion million

massive geth

Commander Shepard’s, formidable syllables, hitting the pinnacle,

it is a miracle that commands mass respect

Incontestable, I’m a professional, but my new boss is less than respectable,

so you better cover up your testicles, cos my next method’s something of a

spectacle

More fresh and raw, than a vegetable, coming from the underground with the

hunger of a Thresher Maw

I leave the Rachni with a black-eye, slap Pyjak with a backhand never act nice

Rap lines sharper than a cacti, or the bite of a Varren on a barren planet

Baptised in flame, rise again in fact I’m insane

Providing pain, back from the afterlife packing an appetite to invade

This isn’t a driving range but I leave you with eighteen holes inside of your

brain

Like a swiss cheese, bitch please, you’ll disbelieve the manner in which I kick

frees

Bringing Sci-Fi to your Hi-Fi is the highlight of your lifetime, with ease

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