Injustice - Dan Bull

Where are my tightest clothes?

The ones that show off my muscles

The ones that make me look like

I could potentially have a six pack

If I, if I

Worked out a bit more

And ate less chips

I need to look the part

I need to feel the part

I need to play the part

It couldn’t be clearer

The era where we knew which superheroes were who

And who to cheer and who to fear is in the rearview mirror

And a new one with new rules is nearer

Rewriting the rule book

I’m not following the lines that a fool put

Rivals are all shook, awestruck

It’s all good, my bruv

Get in line for a skull-fuck

Guns unrequired, I fire with a full hook

With a force of a dump truck, you dumb fuck

Now, let me carry on recalling the story

Of how you chumps become unstuck

I open a leather-bound tome

Gonna send the Netherrealm home

I’m not implying your mom’s a Jezebel ho

But she does seem to get around though

Whoops!

Oh, settle down, bro

If you’re getting ever so upset about jokes

How the hell are you going to take a terrible blow

To the face when it breaks all your skeletal bones?

What’s a skeletal bone?

I don’t even know

It just made an incredible flow

Turn it up, don’t keep those decibels low

Make them bigger than the biggest NFL bloke

Hit you with six shots as kids watch

Sticking the clip up on World Star Hip-Hop

Sod body bags

Your body bits got taken away to the tip in a ziploc

And after the war, there’s gore on the floor

That’s really gonna have to get mopped

Now, you know how I am when I’m pissed off

You understand why you shouldn’t have kicked off

Injustice

Factions dissolve and fall

And lust for power enslaves us all

Injustice

Lines in the sand being redrawn

Perhaps, it’s time that we’re reborn

Side scrolling, mind-controlling

Don’t roll in the roads I’m patrolling

If I see your eyes then I might put a hole in them

Slicing you a nice new colon

I’m battering people I pass in the street

'Cause I’m catching the feeling they’re laughing at me

Paranoid man, I hope you’re not attached to your teeth

Smashing your glasses to pieces

No more Clark Kent, no more Superman

What did you do to Dan?

I’m a dastardly beast, last of the pacifist geeks

But that was the past, now, I’m back with a beef

Payback for the actions I’ve seen

That’s satisfaction to me

Not every fact’s what it seems

Reread the captions and see

We have been wrapped in a dream

Lean back and bask in the beams

Of twilight gleaming from the sky

I remake my faction, my team

This time, it’s political

This time, it is physical

This time, my lines here are literal

This time, figural violence is visceral

I’m in your peripheral vision

And a split-second decision is critical

Like your condition, it’s pitiful

Hope the hospital’s hospitable

I’m a bitter ball of all the big and little brawls

I’ve been in since I was small

And I’ll continue kicking you 'til I’m against the wall

Or I don’t exist at all

Injustice

Factions dissolve and fall

And lust for power enslaves us all

Injustice

Lines in the sand being redrawn

Perhaps it’s time that we’re reborn

Right, get these clothes off me

It’s not ergonomic

Help me get 'em off

Yes

It’s squashing my balls

No wonder Batman’s so miserable

'Ing hell

Wearing that all day

Sheesh