H2ODelirious - Dan Bull, H2ODelirious

This is a hold-up !

Ten Million

I’ve got a Double Daryl shotgun, pointed at your bottom

Now hand over the Diamond Play Button

'Cuz his facemask’s stainless steel

It’s attached to his face like a grapefruit peel

Dat face reveal’s gonna make 'em squeal

But when’s it gonna be?

Patient, we’ll need to negociate a deal

Then maybe we’ll see about making it real

He’s a mystical being from space

Even his family hasn’t seen his face

And I know I shouldn’t tell you this, he’ll be fumin'

But he looks just like a typical human

And assuming you didn’t figure it out already

HE REALLY LOVES HIS TEDDY

When he doesn’t get a hug he becomes unsteady

Vomit on his sweater, mom’s spaghetti

You’re getting soaked no stopping the leak

Like a toddler reluctant to sleep

Acting as if he’s got nothing to eat

But he’s one of the top, the elite

I got as many views in my career

As Delirious has just got in a week

You better shuch up when I drop on the beat

Because even though he can’t properly speak

He will climb greatness mountain and then grab

Greatness’s tits at the top of the peak

He can play Gmod Hide and Seek

With Vanoss then switch up to Hide and Shriek

Everyday’s Friday the Thirteenth, so

Check your sub box first thing, oh

He plus Gmod are peas in a pea pod

Try and stop him and there’ll be a season of Jihad

Fighting over who might be the supreme god

They’ve both never been seen, does it seem odd?

The Delirious family knows

We’re unlike the average joes

Or Mannequin hoes

The insanity shows

No wonder mom and dad are panicking loads

Your’e damned if you do and you’re damned if you don’t

So strap on the mask and gooooo

The moon tide is tugging on my heart strings

This chorus should sound so much better but I can’t sing

So instead of singing melodies

I just sort of rythmically speak

About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing

Greatness’s tits at the top of the peak

Oh, the moon tide is tugging on my heart strings

This chorus should sound so much better but I can’t sing

So instead of singing melodies

I just sort of rythmically speak

About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing

Greatness’s tits at the top of the peak

Why so serious, why so blue?

Ain’t H2O Delirious right fo' you?

Why?

What lenghts could a guy go to

To provide your amusement, acquire those views

In Vinewood driving a Rhino through

Find Shia LeBeouf and call him Shilo Boof

Ahem, that was a typo, oops

No need to correct me you snide lil' douche

Everyone’s a critic, the line’s so true

When you get what creators online go through

«You're so useless and I’m so cool»

I can hit a low and a high note too

'Scuse me but do I know you?

Telling me to die, bro, why don’t you

SHUCH UP !

You’re in serious need of a

TOUCH UP !

I don’t meen make up, I mean getting

ROUGHED UP !

SHUCH UP !

If you found that offensive well then

You should have heard what I took out the

ROUGH CUT !

SHUCH UP !

If you don’t, I’ve a prediction

SHUCH UP !

You’ll become a survivor victim

SHUCH UP !

Just SHUCH UP !

SHUCH UP !

SHUCH UP !

Just SHUCH UP !

SHUCH UP !

SHUCH UP !

Just SHUCH UP !

Or I’ll introduce my foot to your buttocks

The moon tide is tugging on my heart strings

This chorus should sound so much better but I can’t sing

So instead of singing melodies

I just sort of rythmically speak

About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing

Greatness’s tits at the top of the peak

Boat wrecker, dope peddlar, vogue setter

Go getter, joke teller, so clever

Wana make a video better?

No pressure

Lol joke the heat’s overloading your processor

You’re a flat pack hat rack, he’s an oak dresser

Don’t imitate, come up with your own method

Or even better, just don’t ever

Pimpin' out the lo lo with chrome leather

Taking over the show at his own leisure

While I study flows like a professor

We dunno whether dinos had no feathers

But we do know the zero’s supposed to be a letter

It’s totally an «O» not a number

This is a Courgette, this is a Cucumber

Known as zuchini

Oh 'scuse me, but I’m from overseas, so sue me

Goody two shoes and a blue hoody

Bloody shoes would he choose to be you buddy?

Who?

True that he’s too good he needs to be studied

To discover the gene making movies funny

Ten million subs that’ll see YouTube

Then be «Please mummy, we need food»

How can I say this without seeming rude?

Pff, screw it, you’re a penis dude !

The moon tide is tugging on my heart strings

This chorus should sound so much better but I can’t sing

So instead of singing melodies

I just sort of rythmically speak

About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing

Greatness’s tits at the top of the peak

Lemme begin a rap that’s incredibly fast

See me get in and then vanish quicker

Than the fidget spinner fad

MiniLadd’s getting really mad, checking the minimap

Like the fella was in Trinidad with a myriad

Of chickens when he meant to be in Chiliad, silly chap

Will he actually get’em back and intact, or be

Picking up a bit of litter and sticking it in a bag

With a death date written on the tag

I know true, it’s a sucky task

But somebody’s gotta do it so go fetch the hockey mask

That costume’s Delirious, don’t copy that

Hitting with the impact of a shotty blast

He needs food to bloat up his body mass

And make a meal montage with a Rocky track

One second, he’s a fully jolly chap

And the next he’s a bloody stroppy twat

And if you haven’t ever heard of Batcoon

He’s a badass, crime-fighting racoon

Kicking every villain’s ass to this rap tune

'Til it make an excuse to leave, and soon

Delirious rhymes with:

Curious, Furious, Spurious and Devine Mysterious Experience

So get down on your knees and beg

With a prayer to the white circle easter egg

The moon tide is tugging on my heart strings

This chorus should sound so much better but I can’t sing

So instead of singing melodies

I just sort of rythmically speak

About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing

Greatness’s tits at the top of the peak

Oh, the moon tide is tugging on my heart strings

This chorus should sound so much better but I can’t sing

So instead of singing melodies

I just sort of rythmically speak

About climbing greatness mountain and grabbing

Greatness’s tits at the top of the peak