Battle for the Planetside - Dan Bull

I’ll nuke the New Conglomerate

I’m a Super-Don with it

Apocalyptic popping clips like chewing gum

And if the Vanu Sovereignty obviously got to be cross at me

It’s because I’m possibly one of the

Hottest technology properties you’ve probably seen

You never can touch this

I’m a fellow to crush gits with every couplet

So bell up the Terran Republic

And tell them they’re getting their nuts kicked

You’re outnumbered and down for the count

Fumbling around as it is getting louder

The sound of my sunderer

Thunderclouds are coming, so get underground or something

‘Cause I’m the real deal, sealed your fate

Best stay at your warp gate

My method of taking you out’s in really rather poor taste

I leave you sautéed, NS-60 brought flames

Then I bring it back again like this upcoming chord change

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To the battle for the Planetside

This is a theatre of war, not a pantomime

Think you can hack it?

Only the baddest can apply

So back up and decide: what kind of man am I?

A brand new kind of interplanetary samurai

The type to ram your mind into a brand new paradigm

And if the damn reply is yes, then get down to the Planetside

If the damn reply is yes, then get down to the Planetside

I use a flash and flank, shoot your battletank

Boost my battle rank, boot a frag into your ranks

A brutal hacky sack, you losers poo your pants

Nappy rash

Action-packed

This isn’t a hack and slash, you need precision for hacking

Stats seem to indicate the fact you lack panache

Infiltrators: grab the stash

Liberator: have to dash

Back to the Harasser fast

Mission failure?

Nah, we passed

And smack the actual crap from your candy ass

People get mad at me for repeating: «Do you have any batteries?»

Like Peter Griffin, I’ll leave you grabbing your knee in agony

Sign up

To the battle for the Planetside

This is a theatre of war, not a pantomime

Think you can hack it?

Only the baddest can apply

So back up and decide: what kind of man am I?

A brand new kind of interplanetary samurai

The type to ram your mind into a brand new paradigm

And if the damn reply is yes, then get down to the Planetside

If the damn reply is yes, then get down to the Planetside

Choose your side

Get down to the Planetside

And fight

We need you, soldier