Bastion - Dan Bull

The Kid awoke in bed, with a dopey head

Filled with a smokey blend of inner hope and dread

But he’s not hung over yet, still has his sanity

But tragically, the land that he inhabits has been damaged deeply

The ravage wreaked with savagery would leave him

Wishing he had had a dream but sadly this is real: the Calamity

Brutality against humanity, depravity

Dang, he’ll need a little more than bandage for this malady

Disaster has the people abandoning morality

It’s a little too late to handle diplomatically

The situation thus demands a different strategy

A mission that’ll leave you battling with gravity

Brandishing battering rams

Calamity Cannons with hammers and fangs

From Mancer to Langston and Zand

There ain’t a more masterful rapper than Dan

The man that’s ransacking your ranch olives?

I’m not going to be passing the branch

You’re only fuelling my fire

And I’ve got gas in the tank

Drank a Black Tonic

Sampled the track and rapped on it

I’ve been to the brink

And the Bastion’s coming back from it

Drank a Black Tonic

Sampled the track and rapped on it

I’ve been to the brink

And the Bastion’s coming back from it

Oi

I visit the Shrine, hit the Distillery

Stock up on Spirits and Wine, liquid artillery

Then I hit a Windbag with such a vicious impact

That I split the very atoms that keep him intact

Think back

To who knows where, you’re going to get

Pimp slapped

If you don’t care

I’ll aim the Breaker’s Bow straight at your face

And break your nasal bone (nose)

The Stranger throws flaming flows

And vocal flame bellows

It’s the way it goes, terrain shaking from the Cael blows

While I’m shooting guys, neutralise the threat that they’ll pose

And we had ought to take the Galleon Mortar from the sailboats

Before the floor crumbles away like so much stale toast

Thrust a Brusher’s Pike, right in the bushes like:

«Have we not met before?

You must have a lookalike»

Kid’s just another guy following a call to action

He’d give up his life for the Bastion

Drank a Black Tonic

Sampled the track and rapped on it

I’ve been to the brink

And the Bastion’s coming back from it

Drank a Black Tonic

Sampled the track and rapped on it

I’ve been to the brink

And the Bastion’s coming back from it

We’re coming back…

We’re coming back now

You don’t need to play a new game, trust

Just boot up New Game Plus

You don’t need to play a new game, trust

Just boot up New Game Plus

We’re coming back now