The Buzzing From The Bathroom - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast, Michael Mcmillian

Such profound humiliation

Such all consuming shame

The buzzing from the bathroom

Has finally been explained

That was no electric toothbrush

No facial scrub device

And now I finally know the meaning

Of the words «Tim, that was nice»

We used two different positions

Every other Sunday night

All her writhing, moaning, sighing

I thought I was doing it right

But as I drifted off to slumber

Thinking I had brought her joy

She would slink off to the bathroom

With that blasted plastic toy

All the buzzing, cursed buzzing

That damn incessant hum

I used to think I was a hero

Can’t believe she didn’t come

To tell me that she needed

So much more than I could give

Now the buzzing from the bathroom

Tells the lie that we both live

What is pleasure but reunion?

When with one soul another joins

Yet I’m haunted by the buzzing from the bathroom

Like tinnitus of the loins