A Diagnosis - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast, Rachel Bloom

For almost 30 years, I’ve known something was wrong

But Mom said weakness causes bloating

, so I tried to be strong

Fake it till you make it, that’s how I got by

And when I tried to find the reason for my sadness and terror

All the solutions were trial and error

Take this pill, say this chant,

move here for this guy

But now there’s no need for regret

'Cause I’m about to get

A diagnosis!

A diagnosis!

Don’t tell me

«No, sis

Ter, you don’t fit in."

Doc, prescribe me my tribe, give me my throng

Tell me that this whole time I’ve belonged

With those other people who share my diagnosis

What could it be?

What could be right?

Schizophrenic or bipolar lite?

I’ve never heard voices, but maybe it’s time to start

You’re super cool, Rebecca

Thanks!