His Status Is...Preferred - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast

He’s discerning, he’s refined

Eats French cheeses, drinks French wine

He travels all the time

And at the airport, cuts the line

And when he checks his leather luggage

No extra charges are incurred

‘Cause he’s elite

He’s Silver Elite

Executive Silver Elite

His status is… Preferred

Fine hotels are where he stays

The kind with grand breakfast buffets

And a chef who can make omelettes a variety of ways

And they don’t stick him in some regular room

No, that would be absurd!

He gets a suite

A two-room Executive Suite

An Executive City View Suite

With a second TV and 400 thread count sheets

Because his status is… Preferred

Oh, can’t you see

He’s got Premiere Access to me

My whole life, I’ve been stuck in Economy

I have waited and waited

To one day be upgraded

To spread my wings and fly

Just a bit more frequently!

On his wrist, a gold wristwatch

On his lips, a blended Scotch

And I have to stop my eyes from drifting

Downwards towards his crotch!

I can peek, but I have to be discreet

‘Cause he’s filet mignon

Not just some piece of meat

He’s sophisticated

Elegant

Elite

In a word:

He’s Preferred