First Penis I Saw - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast, Donna Lynne Champlin

I’ve thought about him for so long

Those memories are crystal clear

I was so young, he was so big and strong

I can’t believe that he’s right here

I was such an innocent girl

When we first met

He opened up my eyes, showed me a whole new world

So how could I ever forget

The first penis I saw

First penis, very first penis

First penis, very first penis I saw

First penis, very first penis, penis

First penis, very first penis I saw

And of all the penises I’ve seen

His had the biggest impact

And by that what I mean

Is it really made me drop my jaw

'Cause it was the very first penis I saw

A few times before, I’d felt it through his pants

And just generally kinda rubbed it

But that night I decided to take a chance

I took it out, and he really seemed to love it

I didn’t know what to do next

I didn’t have that part planned

He said, «Let me show you some basic moves,»

And then he took my hand

And taught me all about the

First penis, very first penis

First penis, very first penis I saw

First penis, very first penis, penis

First penis, very first penis I saw

Not the dirtiest, also not the cleanest

In terms of penis, I really was the greenest

I was in total awe

Of the very first penis I saw

He’s coming!

Bail on the turntable!

I was so eager, I couldn’t hide my keenness

Everything about it seemed quite ingenious

I couldn’t find a single flaw

In the first penis, very first penis

Very first penis I saw