Farewell, Fair Mustache - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast, Pete Gardner

Goodnight, my sweet angel

Rest now, my love

You’ll be watched over

By Jesus above

And, as you sink into

The sweetness of sleep

Know that your daddy’s love

Runs just as deep

You lived on my face

Since you were first born

Catching my tears

And occasionally corn

Though my lip may be bare

My soul is quite lush

Farewell, fair mustache

And this tiny brush

And these clippers

And this beard oil

And this backup beard oil

And—

(Crying in the background)

(spoken)

Dammit.

Evelyn!

Can you comfort Hebby?

I’m with my baby