MEN & WOMEN - Bo Burnham

Men are like vows

Because they’re easily broken

Women are like cows

Because they both have vaginas

I said, men are like muzzles

Because they’ll try to shut you up

No, no, no don’t listen, hey

Women are like puzzles

Because prior to 1920, neither had the right to vote

Puzzles still don’t

A man is an eagle, a woman is a dove

Women can fake orgasm, but men can fake love

Women are like fingers and toes

Because they’re easy to count on

Men are like ravens and crows

Cause they hate using condoms

Women are like Yahtzees, oh yeah

Cause I rarely get them

Yeah, men are like Nazis

Because they both caused the Holocaust

Oh, for every dollar man makes, a woman makes 70 cents

That doesn’t make sense, that’s not fair, the man’s only left with 30

Men and women

Oh, men and women

Is black and white with an area of gray for hermaphrodite

Oh, big finish yeah

Male strippers always look like they’re applying lotion

Female strippers when they’re dancing on the pole

Just look like… confused firemen