Goodbye - Bo Burnham

So long, goodbye

I’ll see you when I see you

You can pick the street

I’ll meet you on the other side

So long, goodbye

Do I really have to finish?

Do returns always diminish?

Did I say that right?

Does anybody want to joke

When no one’s laughing in the background?

So this is how it ends

I promise to never go outside again

So long, bye

I’m slowly losing power

Has it only been an hour?

No, that can’t be right

So long, goodbye

Hey, here’s a fun idea

How about I sit on the couch

And I watch you next time?

I wanna hear you tell a joke

When no one’s laughing in the background

So this is how it ends

I promise to never go outside again

Am I going crazy?

Would I ven know?

Am I right back where I startd fourteen years ago?

Wanna guess the ending?

If it ever does

I swear to God that all I’ve ever wanted was

A little bit of everything all of the time

A bit of everything all of the time

Apathy’s a tragedy, and boredom is a crime

I’m finished playin', and I’m stayin' inside

If I wake up in a house that’s full of smoke

I’ll panic, so call me up and tell me a joke

When I’m fully irrelevant and totally broken, damn it

Call me up and tell me a joke

Oh, shit

You’re really joking at a time like this?

Well, well, look who’s inside again

Went out to look for a reason to hide again

Well, well, buddy, you found it

Now come out with your hands up

We’ve got you surrounded