Shower - Adam Sandler

Here we go

Yeah.

Shoop!

(I love you)

I am a grown man

Pissing in the shower in my house

Yes, I am a grown man

Pissing in the shower in my house

I have no respect for my family

My kids will take a bath in here today

I know I should go to the toilet

But the toilet is too far, the toilet is too far away

I said the toilet is too far, the toilet is too far

Once when I was drunk, I

Took a piss in the kitchen sink

But I prefer the shower

My wife’s loofah is starting to stink

When my kids go to school in the morning

They smell like they’re soaking in piss

Sometimes before I shower

(Sometimes before I shower)

I eat some asparagus

I am an animal

I am a destroyer

They caught me pissing in my neighbor’s pool

And now I have to get a lawyer

It was worth it