At a Medium Pace - Adam Sandler

Put your arms around me baby

Can’t you see I need you so

Hold me close against your skin

I’m about to begin

Lovin' you

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock

At a medium pace

Play with my balls and tell me

How big they are

Honey, rub your beaver

Up and down my face

Sit on the corner of the bed

And watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle

Now stick it up my ass

Push it in and out

At a medium pace

Talk about your old boyfriend’s dick

And how big it was

Now shave off my pubes

And punch me in the face

Whoa darlin'

Make me push my dick and balls

Back between my legs

Call me an ugly woman

And take my picture to show

All the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum

And take the shampoo bottle

Out of my ass

Pretend I’m the pizza delivery guy

And watch me whack off

Strap on a dildo

And make me give you head

Tell me to slow down

And do it at a medium pace

Oh, I feel so humiliated

I’m about to blow my load

You tell me it’s time to make love

But now I can’t

'Cause I spewed all over myself

Then you look into my eyes

And you realize

How much I enjoy lovin' you

I’m so sorry I spunked on my stomach

Maybe next time I’ll be better at lovin' you