Somebody Kill Me - Adam Sandler

You don’t know how much I need you

While you’re near me I don’t feel blue

And when we kiss I know you need me too

I can’t believe I found a love that’s so pure and true

But it all was bullshit

It was a goddam joke

And when I think of you Linda

I hope you fucking choke

I hope you’re glad with what you’ve done to me

I lay in bed all day long feeling melancholy

You left me here all alone, tears running constantly

Oh somebody kill me please

Somebody kill me plee-ase

I’m on my knees

Pretty pretty please kill me

I want to die

Put a bullet in my head

I want to die

Put a bullet in my head