The Adventures of the Cow - Adam Sandler, Frank Coraci, Randi Siegel

Performed by adam sandler, frank, and randi

Transcribed by a fan

«and now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game

getting hit by a pitch»

Cow: moo

«and now a cow who goes skydiving for the very first time, and thinks his

parachute isnt gonna open when it finnally does 40 feet from the ground»

M1: alright cow, dont even think about just jump and enjoy the ride down,

quit being a pansy and do it Cow: moo

Cow: moo, mrr

Cow: moow

«and now a cow who goes to the chicken hot drivethru and then gets halfway home

before realising they forgot his french fries»

Cow: moo, moo

Cow: mrr

«and now a cow winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break and

then realises he cant swim»

Cow: moo

Cow: mrr, mrr

«and now a club gets a dance at a classy strip club, when a bouncer notices he doesnt have any shoes on»

F1: ohh baby you like it when I dance with you

Cow: moo

F1: uh uh uh, you cant touch that

Cow: moo

Bouncer: keep your hands off the girl

Cow: moo

Bouncer: hey cow, you got no shoes on you gotta leave

Cow: moo

M2: hey watch it cow

«and now a cow playing tennis against farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle when the

farmer makes an obvious bad call»

Farmer: that was out

Cow: moo

Farmer: dont tell me it wasnt cause I saw it and that was out

Cow: moo

Farmer: by at least 3 feet thats how far, come in look there is still a mark

where its out

Cow: moo

Farmer: dont tell that was from an old ball, that was this ball and this ball

was out

Cow: mrr

Farmer: you cannot see from that angle

Cow: moo

«and now a cow recieves a phone call who he thinks is from a famous actor but

he soon finds out its just a practical joke»

Farmer: hello may I speak to the cow

Cow: moo

Farmer: hi, Im a famous actor

Cow: moo

Farmer: oh, thank you very much, I was wondering if you would like to go to

dinner with me Cow: moo

Farmer: why dont I make reservations?

Cow: moo

Farmer: and why dont I tell you my real name?

farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle

Cow: mrr

Farmer: take that fatty

Cow: mrr

«and now a cow gets his revenge on farmer stinky thumbs arbuckle»

Farmer: pull over, pull the vehicle to the side of the road, I am warning you

for the last time.

Farmer: oooh

Cow: mooooooooooooo