Honey Bear - The Residents

Tell me, tell me, tell me that you love me\nTell me, tell me, I’m your honey bear\nTell me, tell me, I can be your cubby\nTell me I am your chocolate clair\nTell me that you are somewhere above me\nTell me, tell me, and I won’t be scared\nOnce I was a linebacker in college\nOnce they put my picture on the wall\nOnce I ate much more than I could swallow\nOnce I had so very far to fall\nOnce I had a father I could follow\nOnce he hardly hated me at all\nNow I am an unemployed policeman\nNow my pickup needs to be repaired\nNow I wait for you to gag and grease me\nNow I hope you’ll hold me by the hair\nNow I live in shadows of my dreams and\nWant you to be humble honey bear