This Session Is Going to be Different - Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Cast

This session

Is going to be different

It’s going to be so different

I know…

This patient

Won’t be indifferent

This time around

She’ll want to grow…

I’ve been burned

So many times

By the girl who’s committed

So many burn crimes

Yet I never

Lost hope or endurance

Thank God I don’t

Accept health insurance

I charge 250 dollars an hour now

This session is gonna be useful…

If she’s truthful about how she feels…

So I’ll give it my all

With my requisite therapy shawl…

Kiss my fancy degrees on the wall

For good luck…

That it’s gonna be different…

I can help her be different…

Sweet Jesus, it has to be different!

Cause if it’s not…

I frickin' quit!!!