World of Tanks - Dan Bull

I’m driving a titan without a licence

These mean beasts begin at like five tons

It’s a cypher like no other

Tough mudder got you frightened

You’re no object

Though you claim you’re heavyweight like Tyson

Nah, sure, now let me change your mind

BYE SON, go away

Because i say so, k ho?

And stay in focus

Or you’ll face a plague of locusts

Crusading over your terrain 'til you’re run over

The rain is soaking us making progress slow as a tortoise

Time to revise on what our training courses taught us

You’re in dangerous waters

So call a priest, it’s actually urgent

Observe a pattern emerging

And learn the lesson Kaiser Franz Ferdinand didn’t learn

I’m a hellcat, a mashup of a panther

And Samuel L Jackson in shaft with a birch gun

I’m the real deal though, not just a nice actor

Typecast to plough up the ground

Like tractors

Tanks are big!

Big are tanks!

Would you like a normal sized car?

No thanks!

I’m a tiger you’re a mouse

All up in my grill

So if you don’t want to be killed

Then you best get out

I drive a wespe

You ride a vespa

When i tell you to be my valentine

You reply «Yes Sir!»

I bet that you can’t even invent a pun for hetzer

Well nor can but i don’t care

Cause i am still the best at world of tanks

And it’s a fact, i’m absolutely sure, man

Whether you’re a yank

Jap, Chinese, frog, russian or german

I’m churchill meets cromwell

With a dash of wolverine

Smash and pulverise you into smithereens jauntily

Chin up, keep a cheery demeanour

Follow the covenant

I am a leopard, you’re a cheetah

Without the cunning

I’ma hun a lullaby, put out your lights

You’re out of luck, son

You’re an alpha prototype

I am the GOTY, uh uh!

I got more ram too

Use it to ram you

You dick, i maxed out my contraption can do

You’re stuart little

I’m bigger, i’m better, i’m harder too

You’re cruising for a bruising, sport

There’s nothing your side can do

My team are bishops

Yours are weedy vicards

I’m a combat cardinal conquering comet

Aw bless, you peed your knickers

Tanks are big!

Big are tanks!

Would you like a normal sized car?

No thanks!