Good Friday - WHY?

If you grew up with white boys

Who only look at black and Puerto Rican porno

Cuz they want something that their dad don’t got

Then you know where you’re at

Mortaring your ear holes shut

In a rush with wet coke

In a Starbucks bathroom with the door closed

On booze some left in residue and confused

Like the first time you used soft water

Down on my luck caught unaware

Like Houdini when the last fist struck

Sinking in laughing at something sunken in I am

If I’m sinking in laughing at something sunken in I am

If I’m sinking in laughing at something sunken in I am

Sucking dick for drink tickets

At the free bar at my cousin’s Bat Mitzvah

Cutting the punchline and it ain’t no joke

Devoid of all hope circus mirrors and pot smoke

Picking fights on dyke night with shirleys and loccs

And snatching purses

Doing Elton at karaoke and forgettin all the verses

Blowing kisses to disinterested bitches

Playing lead lay in a bad way on Broadway

Sending sexy SMSes to my ex’s new man

Cuz I can

On the road trying to break an old van

Eating pussy for new fans I am

What the hell

Using Purell til my hands bleed and swell

Missing Mel at a motel 6 I’m unwell if

Sinking in laughing at something sunken in I am

If I’m sinking in laughing at something sunken in I am

If I’m sinking in laughing at something sunken in I am

Feels exciting touching your handwriting

Getting horny by reading it and repeating «poor me»

Intently staring at the picture of your feet on the sticker

At the R. Crumb exhibit

I wonder who’s sicker

Jerking off in an art museum john til my dick hurts

The kind of shit I won’t admit to my headshrinker

Not even in a whisper to my own little sister

I just act like a dick and talk shit when I’m with her

Aught Six

I say the Friday before Easter was not good

I cried to myself in the pisser

And with you in the front row of the Silver Jews show

You may act like you didn’t notice

My fear of the bear at Showbiz Pizza when I was six

Was overwhelming and not dissimilar to this

Sinking in laughing at something sunken in I am

If I’m sinking in laughing at something sunken in I am

If I’m sinking in laughing at something sunken in I am

At Jacob Hand’s on tour

I wake up hungover on a hardwood floor

From a dream about your dress

Hangs off of your little breasts

I’d rather be dead

Than call this song «How I Lost Your Respect»

But God bless or get neglected (2x muted)

And I’ll see you when the sun sets east

Don’t forget me